FAQ
Q: Why haven't you mentioned anything about velociraptors yet?
A: Erik and I decided to make raptors a low priority for the wedding. They have talons, which could be dangerous to young children. Plus, they have bad table manners.
Q: Do you have any ideas for a band?
A: Erik won't let me have Ween as our band. I think Ween would provide a romantic, family-oriented wedding. He thinks they suck. However, we agree that our first dance should be to the soothing voice of Master P.
Q: When are you going to start having children?
A: As you are undoubtedly terrified, rest assured, we will not be having children for a while.